Who Is Birdman?
Birdman was placed on Earth to defend the human race from evil. He passes by day as a human, but when evil lurks his transformation is instantaneous. But who is behind the mask?
Defender of humans, master of retribution and carnal mentor
| Fear Factor | 10 |
| Special Moves | Carp Le Resistance, Facial Lament, Miniature Hand Approach |
| Daytime Job | Clone Frapper |
| Hobbies | Beasting at parties, Clocking around the rock and jabbing huts |
| Facial Reboot | No |
| Weapons | Rim Foiler, Receipt of Death, Electric Minge Balancer |
| Nemesis | Dr. Spurious |
| Transport | Bird Mobile |
| Bad Habits | Beaking at folk, shouting at funerals, deliberate touching |
| Breed | Fleppid Bangsac (Father: Belligerent Oaf, Mother: Broody Flep) |