Twerty Bitch

A Birdman concept dated 07/04/2006

Badgered minge away at sea,
Spent money on flaps, some flaps this three,
Adjusted my face to look at thee,
That bitch just hustled my face!

Alerted bitch to troubled limb,
The corrected method of my trim,
I knelt and looked up at her clim,
It was must shinier than I imagined.

I felt around the bush this time,
And amused the bitch with funny mime,
As she did lay on nails sublime,
I cupped her one round the face.

This bitch then trouts till face is blue,
I gleemed with pride at product new,
Her quango ducked like peachy glue,
Next time she won’t be so lucky.