Defragged Slut

A Birdman concept dated 07/04/2006

Allocate slut some space on disk,
Defrag that bitch with magnet whisk,
Go touch her scoops with dirsty frisk,
Then clam her round for lent.

Adjust this manner of slut in mind,
Go slice her neat for those who dined,
Bury those scraps so they won’t find,
Apparantly it’s illegal.

Go brag in pub to friends around,
Their ears go creepy as I sound,
It may be better if I had drowned,
That magic slut in sweat.

The law did check at my abode,
For missing slut disappeared from road,
I claimed my face was under heavy load,
I think I nutted my flute.