Funny time this crooked cat

Went out before on cupboard left

my money in paper this handy place

Can picture cat its bungled face.

 

Come back from shop with watching cat

Sleeping wrath my cricket bat

In hand this time i mimed my face

As cat was was swatted from ugly place.

 

Cat in bag, let out with gun

Banged it pop like runny fun

Spleen intact, some organs broke

No noise from cat bits all choked.

 

Collect all bits of cat in pot

And boil its soup until it froth

Serve to Auntie tied to chair

This tortured fun on supervised care.